If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
I distinctly remember calling the anesthesiologist a "sneaky little bastard" directly to his face
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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