Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
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The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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