Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I had tater tots and weed with a stripper at 4am who compared the size of my boob to her head because fuck you my life rocks
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
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