Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
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