No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
quickly learned not to sleep with your roommate and work colleague in the same week
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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