Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
His chest is so hairy i want to pet it with my nipples.
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