More tranny stories later!
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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