I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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