For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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