Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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