real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize