Your girlfriend is a south jersey whore
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
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