ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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