It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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