then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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