I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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