remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
YOU WILL GIVE ME MASHED POTATOES OR I WILL RIP YOUR SOUL INTO 7 PIECES AND YOU WILL TURN INTO LORD VOLDEMORT
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