i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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