Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I'm still finding big obvious chunks of condom around my car.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
Randomize
