Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Hippo gnu deer
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
First aid class means get dry humped by moderately attractive college students during heimlich maneuver training.
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