Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
When a guy asks for your ig but you already know his blood type, social security number, & mother's maiden name.
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