No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
In the wise words of Scar: "be prepared."
Do you think Scar was a Boy Scout?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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