she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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