Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
