I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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