At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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