508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
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