I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
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