do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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