$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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