He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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