Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
Randomize
