I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I have enough bourbon in me to put Justin's cat in the dishwasher.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
Having a heartfelt conversation with your boyfriends mom while sexting her son. If that's not multitasking, I don't know what is.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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