One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
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