I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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