we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
No...this little piggys going to the bar
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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