"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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