I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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