He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
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