No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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