Your tits are I can't wait for
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
third nipple confirmed
Can you get snapchat back so I can show you all the places I threw up in/on last night?
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
He has the fingertips of a God
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