Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I didn’t want to see that boob. I told her not to show me but she said “no, I’m going to show you”
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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