the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
My bed smells like the plague
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