fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
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