There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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