I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
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She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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