i get turned down more than a collar. where are the desperate bitches i need to crawl to them
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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