My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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