She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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