butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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