You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
When we got home I apparently addressed everyone as 'peasant' since it was my birthday, this followed by me demanding for my "peasants to wash me".
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
Randomize
